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Secret Agent Cat

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

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Fuck, my tea. me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

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foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

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words-of-emotion:

Good Vibes HERE

loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

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